Chesterton and Conspiracy Theorists

Today at the place where I work there was a discussion about conspiracy theories.  It seems that certain prominent economists believe that there will be complete social and economic meltdown within the next year.  People’s assets and bank accounts will be frozen; people will be relocated into FEMA camps that bear an eerie resemblance to the concentration camps of WWII Germany; and what about all that oil in the Gulf?  Where did it all go and why is nobody saying anything about it anymore?  Sell everything you have and put it all into gold and silver.  Buy a whole mess of canned foods and go hide out in the mountains, because it’s going to get really ugly really fast.

As I listened to all this I was reminded of a passage from G. K. Chesterton’s Orthodoxy.  I have become quite a fan of Chesterton lately, and I am not afraid to quote him.  Though Chesterton here speaks of madmen, the same words would apply with equal force to any of the conspiracy theories out there today, and to those who believe in them.

The madman’s explanation of a thing is always complete, and often in a purely rational sense satisfactory.  Or, to speak more strictly, the insane explanation, if not conclusive, is at least unanswerable; this may be observed specially in the two or three commonest kinds of madness.  If a man says (for instance) that men have a conspiracy against him, you cannot dispute it except by saying that all the men deny that they are conspirators; which is exactly what conspirators would do.  His explanation covers the facts as much as yours.  Or if a man says that he is the rightful King of England, it is no complete answer to say that the existing authorities call him mad; for if he were King of England that might be the wisest thing for the existing authorities to do.  Or if a man says that he is Jesus Christ, it is no answer to tell him that the world denies his divinity; for the world denied Christ’s.

Nevertheless he is wrong.  But if we attempt to trace his error in exact terms, we shall not find it quite so easy as we had supposed.  Perhaps the nearest we can get to expressing it is to say this:  that his mind moves in a perfect but narrow circle.  A small circle is quite as infinite as a large circle; but, though it is quite as infinite, it is not so large.  In the same way the insane explanation is quite as complete as the sane one, but it is not so large.  A bullet is quite as round as the world, but it is not the world.  There is such a thing as a narrow universality; there is such a thing as a small and cramped eternity; you may see it in many modern religions.  Now, speaking quite externally and empirically, we may say that the strongest and most unmistakable mark of madness is this combination between a logical completeness and a spiritual contraction.  The lunatic’s theory explains a large number of things, but it does not explain them in a large way.  I mean that if you or I were dealing with a mind that was growing morbid, we should be chiefly concerned not so much to give it arguments as to give it air, to convince it that there was something cleaner and cooler outside the suffocation of a single argument,  Suppose, for instance, it were the first case that I took as typical; suppose it were the case of a man who accused everybody of conspiring against him.  If we could express our deepest feelings of protest and appeal against this obsession, I suppose we should say something like this:  “Oh, I admit that you have your case and have it by heart, and that many things do fit into other things as you say.  I admit that your explanation explains a great deal; but what a great deal it leaves out!  Are there no other stories in the world except yours; and are all men busy with your business?  Suppose we grant the details; perhaps when the man in the street did not seem to see you it was only his cunning; perhaps when the policeman asked you your name it was only because he knew it already.  But how much happier you would be if you only knew that these people cared nothing about you!  How much larger your life would be if your self could become smaller in it; if you could really look at other men with common curiosity and pleasure; if you could see them walking as they are in their sunny selfishness and their virile indifference!  You would begin to be interested in them, because they were not interested in you.  You would break out of this tiny and tawdry theatre in which your own little plot is always being played, and you would find yourself under a freer sky, in a street full of splendid strangers.”

This is how I feel about all the conspiracy theories that are prevalent today:  they are problematic because they smack of the narrow universality that Chesterton speaks of in the above quote.  They explain all the facts, but they do so in a very small and petty way.  They explain a lot, but they also leave out a lot.  The best way to respond to these conspiracy theories is not to give them counterarguments but to give them fresh air.

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One thought on “Chesterton and Conspiracy Theorists

  1. Good post. Granted I quoted Chesterton by proxy (via
    Umberto Eco) saying pretty much the same thing, but this is a
    better explanation against conspiracy theories/theorists. “The
    lunatic is all idée fixe, and whatever he comes across confirms his
    lunacy. You can tell him by the liberties he takes with common
    sense, by his flashes of inspiration, and by the fact that sooner
    or later he brings up the Templars.” ~ Umberto Eco

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